Various Quotes
These are some of the various quotes that have graced the RATASS over the years. I find them funny in one way or another and hope they bring up good memories of RATASS. I have never been a drug addict but I think that RATASS may be something akin to the high an addict gets from his latest fix. RATASS is like that in that we come back each successive year knowing it will be better than ever. Enjoy.
"If there is one thing I've learned,,,"
Torey "Wojo" Hooper
"Hit me with that cattle prod again, it doesn't hurt much at all."
David "Catfish the Elder" Shepherd
"Guy, if you pick up those dice that fast again I'm going to whip your ass."
Ken "Gravel Face" Baker
"I'm going to dredge up her @#$%^&*!~ eggs, that'll make the @#$%^ bite."
Tom "Catfish the Younger" Hooper
"If I catch the winning fish, I'm gonna hunker down and take a big ol' wolf sh_t right here on the bow of Jim's boat."
Torey "Wojo" Hooper
"I'm not drunk, I'm just going down to the underworld."
Stephen "El Capitan" Shepherd
"Your just a p#$$y."
Tim "Killer" Hooper
"Your making a spectacle of yourself."
Mack "the Elder" Hooper
"How long do you think it'll take those guys sittin on the log to puke?"
Torey "Wojo" Hooper
"Well, at the rate they are blowing, I'd say about 30 minutes." ( I might add that he was right.)
Tom "Catfish the Younger" Hooper
"No, the cutting torch doesn't really hurt your back if you don't sleep on it for more than 6 hrs."
Ray "Bilbo" Simmons
"Hey, I just woke up. How did I get all these leaves in my mouth?"
Dean "Eater of Leaves" Sueltenfuss
"Lets just burn the M#$%^@F!@#$% up, he's so drunk it'll look like an accident."
Jim "Bass Assassin" Largent
"Why do my shoes smell like lighter fluid?"
Mark "Big German" Haecker
"Isn't taking fish off of another person's trot line illegal?"
Torey "Wojo" Hooper
"F@#k 'em, this will win the big fish contest."
Steve Burgay
"I'm not going to fish today, I'm going to wander around and f@#k all the other fishermen's wives."
Author's name withheld (Most of you know who he is anyway.)
"He's a Dallas cop and look at you, you're in Brookeland."
Jim "Bass Assassin" Largent
"We figured you two were going to die out that when our boat sunk 100 ft. from shore." (See "Swamping the Boat")
Tracy "WooWoo the Dog" Hooper
"How many beers did you bring Mark?"
Garrett "G-Man" Williams
"30"
Mark "Big German" Haecker
"How many are you going to drink?
Torey "Wojo" Hooper
"30"
Mark "Big German" Haecker
"No, we are not going back to Rumpy's."
Johnny "Keeper of the Flame" Baker
"Dammit, these rocks hurt. Why am I on the ground instead of my cot?"
Ken "Gravel Face" Baker
"That's just like you, hiding your true intentions in a statement of selfishness, but my brand new ice chest still smells like dead fish you pompous asshole."
John "Cappy" Largent
"I think they are gonna fight."
Said by probably all attendees at one time or another about some other attendees.
"Dammit Torey, you can't put a basketball in a volleyball box. Shit."
Tom "Younger" Hooper